Running presents its own challenges in snowy, cold, and icy conditions. You’d think the treadmill would be safe. It isn’t.
On my ass I fell asunder
coordination I clearly lacked
Like turtle flipped on its back
It’s too bad there wasn’t a video
It would go viral; this I know.
Not once, not twice, but it numbered three
That my feet slid out from under me
Help me I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
I finally got traction; oh what luck!
I almost did my feet regain
But I slipped and fell again
Rising up from fall number four
I skated and slipped my way through the door
Inside makes a safe workout
No more falling without a doubt.
Oh, now here comes the fun
It’s a Ten mile step up run
Ask me again and I’ll tell you still
I truly hate the dreadmill